How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like


when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now


there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me

That awful feeling you get when you feel food in your stomach.


if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras


Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

I remember crying over you and I don’t mean a couple of tears and I’m blue. I’m talking about collapsing and screaming at the moon.
― (via sharleex3)

Those were the days 😄 *sarcasm*

(via tiffanyyy-x333)


i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so


but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 


no thank you


when you see an item you love on the sale rack but then realize it was misplaced there