millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

gestured:

there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me

That awful feeling you get when you feel food in your stomach.

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

I remember crying over you and I don’t mean a couple of tears and I’m blue. I’m talking about collapsing and screaming at the moon.
― (via sharleex3)

Those were the days 😄 *sarcasm*

(via tiffanyyy-x333)

postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you

teencry:

when you see an item you love on the sale rack but then realize it was misplaced there

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